Today I pretended to be a dog.
I woke up.
dog food oatmeal.
Decided to go back to bed for a “nap”.
Woke up and went for a run.
After the run, it was nap time again… on the living room floor.
toilet water pickle juice from the toilet bowl pickle jar. <— omg NOM.
Napped again for a while.
And now im preparing to go do some downward facing dogs.
Being a dog is hard…al these naps really make me tired!
In my next life, I hope god lets me come back as a wiener dog. Preferable, this one.