This is no need for this post. In fact, just stop reading now.
Okay, come back. Guess what…another survey! This one is far greater than the rest because I got the boy to do it with me. And when I say got I actually mean I threatened his life.
Survey or die.
Before or after you judge us on this survey you must take a few things into consideration- 1.)this was done on a Saturday night, after a few glasses of wine were consumed 2.)I’m pretty sure we were high on paint fumes from our night of crafting. 3.)I’m not sure, but from the looks of my spelling from survery draft #1,craft night may have gotten the best of us.
Me: “Hey wanna do this survey”?
Boy: “Sure, why not.”
1. What time did you get up this morning?
Him: Whatever time Caitlin gets up in the morning
Her: between the hours of 3 and 6 am. (kidding, but seriously.)
2.What did you have for breakfast:
Him: Cuties. (not to be confused with Caitlin. Cuties as in the mini oranges, not the blonde girl typing this out.)
Her: oatmeal. With gobs of peanut butter and a banana. (She wear the pants in the relationship…The larger ones.)
7. Do you wear glasses or contacts?
Her: Contacts. And glasses.
(Both wear converse brand glasses. We discovered this when we first start dating. We decided it means we are meant to be and that we are both extremely dorky. Also, hers are from 7th grade. She’s now 23…or 24…can’t remember. Why is she talking in 3rd person?)
8. What food do you despise?
Him: nothing (which I (her) thinks is a lie)
Her: Mandarin oranges. And celery. The combination together would be deadly. Gasp!
11. What’s your favorite movie?
Him: There will be blood.
Her: The notebook…because there is no blood in that one.
(she also promises she will never make him watch The notebook. Because she will never sit through There Will Be Blood. Compromise guys, it’s the key.)
Newsies sell papes! (<—this was written here. Why and what does it mean? Again, there may or may have not been wine consumed.)
Where would you visit, this weekend, if you had the chance?
Her: NYE. (which, actually what she meant was New York City NYC. Which, she just realized this weekend that NYE stands for New Years Eve. And yes, she did graduate college.)
14. How many tattoos do you have:
Her: Large tweety bird on her left ankle. Kidding.
(Sorry if you have a large tweety bird on your ankle. You might want to go get the removed. Now….Run! )
YEAHHH I DID IT! (<—-again….???)
19. How many siblings?
20. Favorite pastime/hobby?
Him: making Oliver toys.
Her: I don’t have a hobby.
(Unless you consider shopping and spending money a hobby. Because then I am an exceptional Hobbinist (word?)
21. Coffee Drinker?
Him: no but pretends to be. And probably will be after dating her.
Her: Is that a joke? Clearly, you know nothing about me survey!
23. Are you a morning person or a night person?
24. Do you have any pets?
Her: once. Sad.
25. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share?
Him: I’m pregnant!
Her: he’s pregnant!
26. What did you want to be when you were little?
Him: Fire fighter.
Her: An actress but due to her extreme stage fright and hatred for people looking at her this dream went down the drain.
27. What is your favorite color?
What the hell kind of question is that? (here a discussion broke out about what a stupid question that is because we both agreed this always depends on the situation.
IE: I (her) loves to wear black but would she like black walls? No.
28. Are you a cat or dog person?
Him: Cat and dog.
Her: dog. Hates cats. Unless it was a cat that could go on walks, fetch, and bark. Then, cats.
29. Are you married?
30. Always wear your seat belt?
Him: Yah…..(eye slant)…but Caitlin jane over there…
32. Any pet peeves?
Him: Bad drivers.
Her: Drivers who yell at other drivers from their car for being bad drivers when they can’t even hear them. Oh, and people who chew with their mouths open. And cat lovers. And slow walkers in the mall/people who bring large over scaled strollers to the mall and run into the backs of your heels/don’t pay attention to where they are going.
34. Favorite Flower?
35. Favorite ice cream?
her: mint ice cream
37. How many times did you fail your driver’s test?
Her: never but close/should have?
P.S. Happy 2012.
Here’s my new years resolution: Do as many surveys as I can. Oh, and only spend one hour a week on Facebook. <—-pshhhhhhhhhhh. I crack myself up.