for one reason and one reason only…so I can pull pranks like this everyday.
I realize that makes me sound so evil but I can’t help it, this stuff is hilarious!
(also, I can wait to have children. In fact, I take that title back and would like to change it to. “I can’t wait until my sister has kids so I can pull pranks like this. And stuff them full of candy, cookies, and hot chocolate then said them home to mom & dad.)
I’m going to be the world’s greatest aunt. I’m very confident about that. 😉
Dad: “Wow! A battery and an onion!” (super excited faces)
Dad to girls: “what’s wrong?!” (crying into the pillow)
Little girl to dad: “her don’t want an onion!!” (defending her sister).