it would be…
1.) Netflix for messing up my internet. I swear it is stealing all my internet juice from my computer. What the h-e-double-hockey-sticks Netflix? Knock it off!!
2.) Mint.com. STOP EMAILING ME! I know I ‘over exceeded’ my budgets for groceries, shopping, coffee, life, etc. I don’t need a daily reminder! I’ve hit unsubscribe so many times if you don’t stop emailing me I will hunt you down and do mean, rude things to you and you’re family.
3.)The student loan account man that calls me every freakin’ day between the hours of 9-5. Listen up Mr.- I’ve told you numerous times I work during those hours. If you don’t start listening to me things are going to get violent (please refer to #2).
3 1/2.) Businesses that have the hours of 9-5 and then are closed on weekends. I want to know how people who work from 9 to 5 ever get any errands accomplished.
Things I don’t want to punch in the face-
1.)Pandora’s 90’s pop station. #downloadnowandrockoutinyourcaryouwontregretit
And that is all. Excuse me as I go scream into my pillow.
(kidding, sort of.)