Here’s what I realized about puppies while I was puppy sitting last night.
1.) They chew everything.
E V E R Y T H I N G.
Shoes, necklaces, hair, earrings, carpet, stairs, railings, couches, toes, glasses, chairs, other dogs, hands, rings, cell phones, water bottles, computers, pillows, cords, books, the fireplace, sun glasses, string, and the list goes on the on. The only thing they don’t chew…their chew toys. Go figure.
2.) You can’t not talk to puppies in a normal voice. Automatically I started speaking in a baby voice and was her calling things like “turkey”. Why? I have no idea. I caught myself calling her a turkey and realized how strange it was. Thank god no one heard me 😉
Clearly, she’s not a turkey and she doesn’t even resemble a turkey.
3.) Did I mention they chew everything?
“What? I’m a hungry turkey!”
“Mmm you taste good too!”
“Are those your favorite Tiffany earrings? Here, let me get them for you. Nomnomnom”
“”I has a big fat belly so I can eat all these marvelous treasures!”
I die. Cutest thing ever. The end.